Well, I finally got the Internet at my house. It's been a long time coming. I thought that I could last without it, but this summer I'm taking a course online. This also means that I can write my blog on an irregular basis. Wait, I have been writing on an irregular basis. Well, i guess nothing's changed. And so...
Well, on to bigger and better things.
I guess I could tell you about self depreciating jokes. They're just not as funny as they once were. I write about how few people read my blog, or how fat I am, or whatever, and soon I start sounding depressed and I bring other people down, and nobody wants to be around a chatty Nancy, oh wait, I mean a nosy....wait again...fine, I don't know what to call a party pooper without a party. But I do know that self depreciating jokes just detract from any situation. From now on I'll only tell self aggrandizing jokes. Like when I laugh about how I have a body like Kevin Sorbo (huh, who was that guy? Wasn't he on Hercules, wait, he was Hercules.)
So, instead of just acting like the normal old me, I will put on a facade and change that facade whenever the fancy strikes. Crap, that sounds like a self depreciating joke just waiting to happen. Well, I guess one for the old days wouldn't hurt.
So, I guess I could tell you about self depreciating jokes. But it's really a boring lecture, so I'll spare you.
Later.
3 comments:
For some reason I thought you should have also mentioned Lucy Lawless, you know "Xena:Warrior Princess".
I always watched her, poop on Hercules.
Yeah, but for some reason I never get people saying, "Hey you look like Lucy Lawless." I don't know why? I think I look much more like her.
Self aggrandizement is much more fun and entertaining. Use this medium to create the "you" of your dreams. You can be anything in your imagination. I think that is why we (your readers) are here. To see you become large than life and more amazing than Superman. Let us have it! Bring on the aggrandizement!
Personally, I think Gabby was cuter than Zena.
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